I'm moving. Come with me.

Hello, friends. In a valiant attempt to make my non-existent writing career more "professional" or "meaningful" or "up to date," or WHATEVER, two of my brothers gently forced me to a new blog server and bought me the actual web address of:

www.horneymomtellsall.com

This is what happens when you have six siblings. They take over your stuff and make it better.
You also never get to shower longer than 3 minutes during most of your childhood, but that's a different problem for a different day.

Anyways! Unless you are a subscribed reader on this page, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I MOVED. So you need to do two things right now if you ever want to see my stupid essays again (that was a threat).


Click HERE
www.horneymomtellsall.com
and then click "Follow This Blog."


Easy Peasy. The new site has cool stuff like,
- a search bar!
- all posts organized into categories!
- access to my Twitter account!
- a poorly written "about me" page!
- and more!

See you over there.

No seriously, I'm going there right now.

You've already missed a few inspired posts AND A MOVIE. So. Motivation, huh?