tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9063353493247972760.post6532369166907485002..comments2022-04-01T11:32:36.752-07:00Comments on Horney Mom Tells All: i could parent in my sleep. Jessie Horneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11869089152738091668noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9063353493247972760.post-73840559026921570982014-04-07T08:50:57.033-07:002014-04-07T08:50:57.033-07:00Sadly, I think I can "one up" you
Ok so...Sadly, I think I can "one up" you<br /><br />Ok so one fine night at 3 am I was awoken to Rylee screaming, I am especially exhausted this week so instead of trying to rock her, I just make her a bottle and bring her to bed with me. Shortly after she entered our room the blood curdling screams woke up her daddy. Johnny knows how sleep deprived I have been and offers to help. I tell him that the bottle is on the nightstand and that he can give it to her so I can try to go back to sleep. He didn't want to reach over us in bed so he asked me to hand him the bottle. Little did I know, I had placed the bottle right next to an open bottle of water and YEP, I handed him that instead. You can put together what happened next. And no I couldn't have trusted Johnny to know the difference between a bottle of water and a pink baby bottle of milk either because at that time of night cause he is pretty much worthless (despite his sweet will to help) I have seen him run into doors, walls, just weird stuff. Anyways to finish the story he takes the bottle of water turns it upside down to feed Rylee and SPLASH dumps all of the water directly over Rylee's head and face! We thought we had heard her as mad as she could get before...and we were wrong! Plus the bed was soaked. Then we start blaming each other. Now we laugh but at the time I felt like the worst mom ever!!!! <br /><br />Love reading your blogs :) glad to be following you now. I'm Rochelle, John Walkers girlfriend. I met you at Shara's wedding a while back. Debbie and Sandy are good friends of Johns parents Russell and Roseanne. Debbie and Sandy were actually just here visiting before they flew out for Micah's wedding. Everytime I am in their company I'm left thinking, wow what good people those two are, I just love the Horneys <3 take care and many blessings :)<br /><br />-RochelleAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07827379084354704395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9063353493247972760.post-19863655847777723072014-01-29T10:14:25.939-08:002014-01-29T10:14:25.939-08:00Laughing hysterically. Not at your pain, of course...Laughing hysterically. Not at your pain, of course. Conan is on. OK, so I'm laughing at you. My only comparable is when I woke up to the cat licking my shirt where I had apparently leaked or spilled...or something. Possibly broke all of her bones when I heaved her across the room into the wall. You are an incredible mother. Maybe a tired, crazy mother, but wonderful. ;)B.D.Riehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00710785415759997786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9063353493247972760.post-6298386065258415742014-01-28T14:51:26.207-08:002014-01-28T14:51:26.207-08:00Laughed to the point of tears. Love you jessLaughed to the point of tears. Love you jessRobert Frazierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17715095660233694655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9063353493247972760.post-13263515941463522282014-01-28T14:35:22.260-08:002014-01-28T14:35:22.260-08:00Oh. my. goodness. I laughed so hard while reading ...Oh. my. goodness. I laughed so hard while reading this, not because you're so bad but because I remember exactly what this was like. Yours is just funnier :) It gets easier with 2, I promise!KelBelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07101530247125768649noreply@blogger.com